Study of the Greater Spotted Chinese female

Here are my conclusions thus far on the Chinese Female. This is based on 3 months of careful observation, albeit in non controlled conditions and, well, I'm talking about the majority I've witnessed here not by any means the whole populous

Conclusion #1
Many of them are extremely beautiful but look like the should be on a mortuary slab. Lovely petite figures but are fixated on striving for ultra white skin. Its soo weird. You go to the supermarket and the shelves are groaning under the weight of extreme whitening products (read Chlorine bleach in fancy packaging). What they do is to reduce a natural beauty to something akin to Casper the friendly ghost - or his Chinese female love child. Its weird but then again, us in the west find it fashionable to do ourselves up like tangerine dreams jetting orange paint all over us. Me I'm just born with it. Spot me in this lovely group, I'm there with Jordan, Jodie Marsh and Victoria Beckham


Conclusion #2
They are merciless. Yes they seem to be incredibly merciless in every area of life. I'd smack down my own mother for Rock n'Roll and a stuffed crust pizza (sorry mum- actually you're Chinese too ha ha double sorry then) but these lot will pull Hulk Hogan type maneuvers on anyone who comes between them and a)Money, b)being the most beautiful woman on the block c)money d)money e)money... you get the picture. They're obsessed with it. They seem to have legalised prostitution here in the form of ex pat marriages. Its SICK. These women will backstab you before you've even turned your back. The term rude was invented for them. I've never met a bitchier, more fake bunch of chicks its horrible and nasty and make a lot of beautiful women appear ugly. The fact that there’s more gold digging here than a Mexican Gold Rush is also pretty fugly. Hold on I'm bitching now.. hey I'm half Chinese I'm allowed to!

Conclusion #3
They're pretty f*ckin lacking when it comes to common sense. These chicks can scheme their way into any man’s wallet but when it comes to common sense the lights are on but there’s no one home. They seem to believe everything that 'their friends' tell them without question, its HILARIOUS!! I live with a woman who thinks you can get cancer from nail polish but then smears every inch of herself in this whitening sh1t.. OH GOD. If you dare to question the logic that sits behind some of these hairbrained ideas you’re met with a look that suggests that the one brain cell they seem to have has shutdown at an inability to process. They believe nothing you say as you’re a ‘foreigner’ … unless you’re Jesus or some religious thing. It’s definitely testing at times, the amount of bullshit here is staggering no wonder they have so much jungle here, the shite that comes out of their mouths must be a great fertilizer.

So thats that thus far. The Chinese female mammal has certainly provided me with no end of entertainment. It has certainly made me much more appreciative of the lovely female friends I have all over the world, especially the genuine nature of those friendships. Here there seems to be seldom such a thing, its all so fickle and superficial – they’re falling out every five minutes over ball all. For a straight up northern lass like me its just not cricket is it?

Like I said its not all of them but yeah - theres a fair few... I’m sure there’s some nice ones… under a stone somewhere or other probably. I’m not being racist its just f*ckin true!

By the way my flatmate totally sits around like a guy its proper unnerving. I've taken the liberty of drawing a picture.. yes her arms are resting on her knees... nice. Weird bunch like I said

Reet off to bleach my skin and clean my flip flops.