When I woke up and wiped the dribble from my chin...
... Well as below, I just posted something I wrote nearly 2 weeks ago and was going to delete, hide and dismiss from my consciousness, let alone bring forth to yours. I was going to put it down to a particular weak moment of self indulgent warbling from the diseased at head and heart. BUT having ...just watched 27 Dresses (why, why, WHY???) thought a bit more of the ridiculous was in order - An update from the edge, its still here and i'm yet still to own a fucking flat...
For those who are interested it looks like this as mavellously presented below. I'm the dick with the hard hat ... and the double thumbs, of course.
(NEARLY) My Flat... in somewhat of a state between the begining and the END
ITs got 2 baths...
ITs got 2 baths...
ITs got 2 baths...
...this is what I keep telling myself when the fingers of "OH MY F*CKING GOD what am I doing" reach up and grab me silently by the gullet, strangling me unknowingly and slyly. I of course bounce around regardless, and then these fat sweaty fingers close, swiftly and violently to ring every ounce of sense out of me whilst I throw money about and panic - loudly… a lot… what a ride this is
...
and if I don't get it ...
When do i ever take a bath anyway?
Serously though my coping mechanisms have kicked in and MFP seems to have left my personality alone and I seem to be back, for the large part of planet Not a Nutter - and what a let down it is! ;) I'm still on a knife edge as to whether this goes through or not but I care less - for the reasons I stated in the previous post. Its nothing I ever wanted, but in that I guess everything i want , but what are these things but transient whims anyway? - except they're not.
.. Shit I reckon a claim to the modern day Jabberwocky is mine
Random thoughts
Keira Knightly - off with her head - watching the duchess - its like watching a stick of candy floss bobble about on a particularly windy day seeing that one sashay back and forth in a powdered wig.
I found a dead, hard ( as in dead and hard not like Rambo) worm in my mango today - didn’t have to pay any extra for the privilege of that one - and they say you don’t get owt for nowt (I'm going to of course accompany this with a pictorial representation by mine own hand... but not right now)
Spellchecking these brain dumps I realise I have a problem spelling "i've" on the computer in that my finger's don't work properly - life theatening? No - but thank god for spell check - my what would you think!?
My collegue has started war on a Dad in his kid's football team - he's spending all morning calling up his mates saying 'this is war' I'm going to blog about him today when i get bored - man he is certainly something special and not in a good way ...
Went to Download as my birthday present from The Mate - will blog about that too, much more interesting than my flat psychosis (MFP), 2 baths and a candy flossed wretch - 2 baths ... 2 BATHS!!
For those who are interested it looks like this as mavellously presented below. I'm the dick with the hard hat ... and the double thumbs, of course.
(NEARLY) My Flat... in somewhat of a state between the begining and the END
ITs got 2 baths...
ITs got 2 baths...
ITs got 2 baths...
...this is what I keep telling myself when the fingers of "OH MY F*CKING GOD what am I doing" reach up and grab me silently by the gullet, strangling me unknowingly and slyly. I of course bounce around regardless, and then these fat sweaty fingers close, swiftly and violently to ring every ounce of sense out of me whilst I throw money about and panic - loudly… a lot… what a ride this is
...
and if I don't get it ...
When do i ever take a bath anyway?
Serously though my coping mechanisms have kicked in and MFP seems to have left my personality alone and I seem to be back, for the large part of planet Not a Nutter - and what a let down it is! ;) I'm still on a knife edge as to whether this goes through or not but I care less - for the reasons I stated in the previous post. Its nothing I ever wanted, but in that I guess everything i want , but what are these things but transient whims anyway? - except they're not.
.. Shit I reckon a claim to the modern day Jabberwocky is mine
Random thoughts
Keira Knightly - off with her head - watching the duchess - its like watching a stick of candy floss bobble about on a particularly windy day seeing that one sashay back and forth in a powdered wig.
I found a dead, hard ( as in dead and hard not like Rambo) worm in my mango today - didn’t have to pay any extra for the privilege of that one - and they say you don’t get owt for nowt (I'm going to of course accompany this with a pictorial representation by mine own hand... but not right now)
Spellchecking these brain dumps I realise I have a problem spelling "i've" on the computer in that my finger's don't work properly - life theatening? No - but thank god for spell check - my what would you think!?
My collegue has started war on a Dad in his kid's football team - he's spending all morning calling up his mates saying 'this is war' I'm going to blog about him today when i get bored - man he is certainly something special and not in a good way ...
Went to Download as my birthday present from The Mate - will blog about that too, much more interesting than my flat psychosis (MFP), 2 baths and a candy flossed wretch - 2 baths ... 2 BATHS!!
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