Electro cute-ing the crazee kids
Good morrow to thee o friends of mine! Hope you've all been well since my last incoherent string of loosely banded together sentences of bull poo (MOOOOOOOOOOOOO). I've been busy polishing up my greatness since I last troubled you with tales of my louche, but not loose existence (all these years Dad and the Asprin lecture kicks in hey!;) . It seemed to have got a bit tarnished after the Pornosaurus incident but its back startling in all its glory now - yes I do indeed rock ;)
Anyway. I've not had time to blog much as I've been busy and/or drunk (not too drunk - not like London drunk). The Danes are providing me with a good sense of fun at the moment, and I've been hanging out with a new 'friend,' a very talented artist from Iceland (Vicky the Viking - but a boy and not HALF as annoying – doesn’t wear furry kecks either). We've been inspiiiiiiiring each other (daaaahling), hard to believe folks that someone could inspire the inspirational (why thank you), but yeah its alllll good! Here’s some of his work. He does commissions, fashion shows, editorials, graphic stuff and all sorts of that sh1t and shit for cash or chin tickles so there's my plug ;) ...
Anyway he's a nice guy, fun, exciting and with something to say he leaves in Dec so just before my Crew visit so its somthing to 'do' until then - ha ha. Its better than hanging out with the miserable Hitler-Jugend or the Jesus loving Pterodactyl .. He wants me to help him with his Graffin (like be his graff-ho or whatever these people call their female-assistants) and carry his stuff whilst he does the business, both of us dressed as bin bags for 'camo' (see I'm learning). However I don’t fancy the idea of legging it round KL dressed as a bin bag with a bag full of spray cans runnin from the gun carrying pigs… the art bit yeah but getting a cap in my ass and having to go to hospital dressed as a bin bag.. leave it out! He's also dead tall and can run fast and well the last time I ran at speed was.. er.. well its never happened... ever... esp not in that particular choice of 'streetwear,' so yeah may go with him just to get high from the fumes though.. ;-)
I'm also going to have another tattoo. I'm going to have a naked blonde woman with massive t1ts on my back straddling an anchor and being stroked and suckered by a giant squid - that’s for you and Granddad, Dad ;)... You know me Dad, as tasteful and subtle as possible..
...No old folks don't worry, I'm not ...
...
...
or AM I?? I've got this fella designing it now for me.. I want to make sure its right though is it is for life but I've found this mad artist to do it, just got to nail the design.. Vicky the Viking will do me one, which would be cool but I'll see what this guy has to offer first... When its done I'll take some pics and post them here for you to have a ganders at.
I've also met these crazy Chinese club kids - here's one of them, his name is Eatho he's a stylist and muse and he's SOOO LOVELY, camp as t1ts and cute as hell! Totally crazy, I'm in love with them I'm going to be Gwen Steffani and they're going to be my harajuku girls and boys ... I'm going to lead them around town on bejewelled leashes and have them lap up cat milk from 24carat gold plated bowls... Something like that... They're just individual, fun loving and totally confident in who they are and what they do. This is REALLY rare over here where the general populous marches proudly forth like lemmings by the absolute majority. UGH, don't get me started on tha'owd chestnut ...
I'm off to Sydney to retox to the max - sorry, visit my brother next week.. Should be really amazing, I'll be seeing some people that I haven't seen for like 6 years so looking forwards to that.. Cannot wait to get drunk on Tooheys and beat up some Wombats. I'll post some pics up on here when I get back of me in every cheesy 'G'day I'm in Australia' pose I can muster. Plus send some bigs shouts out to Stevey I.
Anyhow its electro/rock and Indie clubbing tonight - like being in Hoxton but not - home from home really.. Also prob going horse riding this weekend so I won't be able to walk for the next few weeks if I remember the last time I put my legs around a bucking stallion ... boom boom ;) On that bum note I'll leave it there I think .. its Friday, they're only going to get worse! (Never as worse as Bryan’s jokes though hey Bry?!)
Big hugs and kisses to you all be good and if you can't be good be lucky (or at least MUCKY!) xxxxxxxxxx BIG ORANGE KISSES
Anyway. I've not had time to blog much as I've been busy and/or drunk (not too drunk - not like London drunk). The Danes are providing me with a good sense of fun at the moment, and I've been hanging out with a new 'friend,' a very talented artist from Iceland (Vicky the Viking - but a boy and not HALF as annoying – doesn’t wear furry kecks either). We've been inspiiiiiiiring each other (daaaahling), hard to believe folks that someone could inspire the inspirational (why thank you), but yeah its alllll good! Here’s some of his work. He does commissions, fashion shows, editorials, graphic stuff and all sorts of that sh1t and shit for cash or chin tickles so there's my plug ;) ...
Anyway he's a nice guy, fun, exciting and with something to say he leaves in Dec so just before my Crew visit so its somthing to 'do' until then - ha ha. Its better than hanging out with the miserable Hitler-Jugend or the Jesus loving Pterodactyl .. He wants me to help him with his Graffin (like be his graff-ho or whatever these people call their female-assistants) and carry his stuff whilst he does the business, both of us dressed as bin bags for 'camo' (see I'm learning). However I don’t fancy the idea of legging it round KL dressed as a bin bag with a bag full of spray cans runnin from the gun carrying pigs… the art bit yeah but getting a cap in my ass and having to go to hospital dressed as a bin bag.. leave it out! He's also dead tall and can run fast and well the last time I ran at speed was.. er.. well its never happened... ever... esp not in that particular choice of 'streetwear,' so yeah may go with him just to get high from the fumes though.. ;-)
I'm also going to have another tattoo. I'm going to have a naked blonde woman with massive t1ts on my back straddling an anchor and being stroked and suckered by a giant squid - that’s for you and Granddad, Dad ;)... You know me Dad, as tasteful and subtle as possible..
...No old folks don't worry, I'm not ...
...
...
or AM I?? I've got this fella designing it now for me.. I want to make sure its right though is it is for life but I've found this mad artist to do it, just got to nail the design.. Vicky the Viking will do me one, which would be cool but I'll see what this guy has to offer first... When its done I'll take some pics and post them here for you to have a ganders at.
I've also met these crazy Chinese club kids - here's one of them, his name is Eatho he's a stylist and muse and he's SOOO LOVELY, camp as t1ts and cute as hell! Totally crazy, I'm in love with them I'm going to be Gwen Steffani and they're going to be my harajuku girls and boys ... I'm going to lead them around town on bejewelled leashes and have them lap up cat milk from 24carat gold plated bowls... Something like that... They're just individual, fun loving and totally confident in who they are and what they do. This is REALLY rare over here where the general populous marches proudly forth like lemmings by the absolute majority. UGH, don't get me started on tha'owd chestnut ...
I'm off to Sydney to retox to the max - sorry, visit my brother next week.. Should be really amazing, I'll be seeing some people that I haven't seen for like 6 years so looking forwards to that.. Cannot wait to get drunk on Tooheys and beat up some Wombats. I'll post some pics up on here when I get back of me in every cheesy 'G'day I'm in Australia' pose I can muster. Plus send some bigs shouts out to Stevey I.
Anyhow its electro/rock and Indie clubbing tonight - like being in Hoxton but not - home from home really.. Also prob going horse riding this weekend so I won't be able to walk for the next few weeks if I remember the last time I put my legs around a bucking stallion ... boom boom ;) On that bum note I'll leave it there I think .. its Friday, they're only going to get worse! (Never as worse as Bryan’s jokes though hey Bry?!)
Big hugs and kisses to you all be good and if you can't be good be lucky (or at least MUCKY!) xxxxxxxxxx BIG ORANGE KISSES
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