Daytime TV induced ranting.. hmmm...

Currently watching 2 dizzy middle aged bints from K-ston/ShellSea with more filling in their faces than the average giant custard donut, trott around SW3 looking at ways then can blow a cool 1 mill that one of their personal bank tellers (read Husbands) have laundered for them. THIS is entertainment these days??! I'd rather see a bunch of out of work scousers go hell bent for leather at each other on Jezza Kyle in the interest of population control and proof of natural selection, than a bunch of sinewy old mares spend more money than most people will see in a life time on some overpriced lump of chintz and mortar.

CRAAAYYZZEEEE - what does the average person sat in on a Friday avo watching schazzle TV between sessions of Diamonique shopping and dragging their stained tracksuited arse to the fridge to get more snacks, have in common with these two upper middle class leathery ol bints! Aspirations to such low levels of human behaviour are tooo heinous to consider...

They've just had a section on it when these to afghan hounds go shopping with their clearly unqualified personal shopper, who looks like something dragged out of a welsh hedgerow by his Bjorn Borg grundies. In this section these withered wretches trotted from Gucci to Selfridges to Fendi snapping up the most hideous of clothing creations, trying them on spinning around in mirrors like whirling dervishes. WOW, look at that fur fly! Ok so this whole programme is for what point - to show us all how rich and lucky they are? TO say have a look at all this and how easy it is to spend 5 times your monthly salary viewers in a splash of cash down the Kings Road. Yes why don't you ram that own our throats ITV before putting the credit crunch fear of god in us with the news at 6pm.

God I'm turning into a true grumpy malcontent!

Sh1t maybe you can take the girl out of Wigan.. hmmmm

Right I'll be right back just popping out to the organic shop for a decaf, soy, chocomachiato

Ciao ciao